Clan Ta Veren

As Promised... ~Raaj, January 17th, 2003

The picture says it all. After more than enough of these Rydda finally died...Moving on: After our guildwide joygasm, we zoned over into hohb. We promptly zoned out of hohb, and to our bind points (Thx hohb graveyard designer). After zoning into hohb yet again, we learned Mr. Marr was home. Lord Mithaniel Marr. I swear to you I saw every Rogue and Rangers eyes turn into little pink hearts, and then red with rage when that was reported. Clearly, Pally Powa isn't all it cracked up to be.

Next came Bertoxxulous. This was our fifth time trying the ring. The Third and Fourth ended with bertox at 59% and despawning, respectively. We weren't about to let that happen again. We simply destroyed the ring, and had plenty of time for the big man himself. Unfortunately due to our mad positioning skillz, all you can see of his corpse is the foot. Take my word for it, he died.

Last but not least came the kinkiest deity of them all: Saryrn. We fought our way through the Plane of Torment, eventually making our way to her bedroom. After hours of crawling through this torture-filled zone, we gave her a spanking she wont forget anytime soon. Reports still arent in on whether she enjoyed it.

"Wow! How did you do it?" You ask - well it's simple and I'll tell you our strategies. If you notice in all 3 screenshots, the Deities are in the same position. THATS THE SECRET! CTV's melee force have become all-stars at positioning mobs. First, we push it around until it props up on something. Ideally, this is an object, which is sloped, and puts the mob well out of melee reach... Observe:

Do this enough, and your guild will start pushing shit in places you didnt even know they could go! You might call our melee "retarded", or "idiots"...but to us, they're special. Anyway, that's enough for now. Our recent victories opened up the Tower of Solusek Ro to us, and I've got shit like this to kill.

Expect a certain Warlords corpse up here soon as well...and I dont mean Laca's.